Best First Post Ever

I sit here listening to the muffled noise of the TV, trying to decide what I can possibly write for a first blog entry. No way I have anything creative to say, and probably will just end up slamming my face in to the keyboard once or twice and hitting the publish button. I guess you really can’t expect a first blog entry to be the most amazing page of words ever composed. I’m an AP student; I should be cranking out Nobel Prize winning papers in my sleep. I keep glancing back to the TV, and that show “Face Off” is on; the one where they take weird looking people and make them in to weirder looking people with plaster and clay. I should really go on one of those shows, no doubt I would win. I don’t understand how these reality shows can be considered entertainment; its people parading their stupidity and ignorance around for millions of viewers to win a monetary prize. Speaking of stupid TV, Gatorade commercials are absolutely ridiculous as well, if you start sweating Gatorade, you should really go see a doctor.

I’m not really sure how I’m going to like this blog assignment, it will end up being a good way to improve my writing skills, maybe it will even help me with the AP test. I don’t know what to expect from the test, I haven’t had an AP class before this one. I guess I’ll just see what happens. But I will definitely get a 9 because there is no doubt in my mind that I’m awesome and no one will disagree. After all, I am the best.